My friend

This blog's purpose is to cause facepalms. In the way of actual facebook posts from my friend M.
Such as this:

M: wow, i heard the hail of rain with ice stone like clang.

He then goes to comment on his own status twice:

M: did you heard at your house or even dorm thing

M: oh golly now

It's a virtual goldmine of ridiculous quotes. Which is why I'm blogging.